A REAL MAN.

A real man stands and speaks for
  everybody in the homestead.

A real man's cough is a command

A real man is a tall man, a man who can stretch and reach why no other person can reach at home.

A real man sleeps with arrows by his bedside, just in case  some thieves or night jackals come visiting.

A real man won't let sunrise find him in bed, just like every man in the countryside.

And finally, my old man once told me that a real man is unpredictable, the kind of a man who can wake up, beat his wife, break some glasses, decline to say the reason, go away and come back with a bar of chocolate and some roses.

That is a man.